Thats a good point SL, I never really thought of that. Joints never seem to get me ripped the way I want and I have a quick access hidding spot which is almost impossible to find (I only found it by luck during an intense house cleaning session). Cleaning the bong however is one chore I would be happy to live without.

Well I have another story.. This one JUST occurred, but it wasn't an odd experience for me... More of a revealing experiance...

I woke up a little while ago to my dog barking at the door, so I dragged myself out of bed to get the door (9:42am). Wearing only my new boxer brief's... I open the door to find 2 of gods hench men dressed in suits, one with a breif case, one with a pamfelt (sp?) both with a odd look on their faces.

After 3 seconds of silence breifcase guy says "Umm, we're here to talk to you about god, if we just woke you up we can leave..."
I found it weird that they were so considerate and already suggesting they leave, so I didn't have too
"Alright whatever..?" I reply wondering what the fuck is happening (still in a daze due to lack of sleep and waking up and getting out of bed quickly.
Pamflet guy hands the pamflet and I scrunch it up right infront of them (I'm a typical asshole Atheist) and they walk away before I get a chance to shut the door! So I'm walking back to bed wishing I had said or done something awesome/funny/weird to fuck with them.. Little did I know that I had unwillingly succedded. I had inadvertadly allowed my right side of my new boxer briefs to ride up exposing EVERYTHING (ie frank and beans) Suddenly everything come together in my mind and I was fully awake and aware of what had happened, thus bringing a huge smile to my face and a sence of accomplishment, knowing I wouldn't be bothered by gods henchmen of the Jehovah's witness variety for a while