You should, like, put it in a condom, tie the open end to a lollypop stick, then stuff the dope end of the condom into your ass, until the lollopop stick is lodged against your sphincter - thus ensuring that a) the condom won't disappear up your ass, and b) makes for easy retrieval when you get to the carribean.

lmfaooo....I'm only joking, of course!!!