How many five-year-olds could you take on in a fight?

[rebgirl420]

^ hahah Im glad so many people liked the thread hahaha

And I love how everyone is actually taking a few minutes of their time to actually think this shit through haha "well maybe if I brought my mace..."

[SMOKIN A WHILE]

What a stupid f*ing. Pick the one with a gun it'll be 0.

[GraziLovesMary]

What a stupid f*ing. Pick the one with a gun it'll be 0.

Ill be god DAMNED if I would let a 5 year old shoot me to death, after avoiding the same fate by older, more seasoned individuals. But I digress...

According to the test, I can take 38 five-year olds. But I think if they took into account the density of my bones(especially the bones of my striking surfaces, e.g. hands, feet, forearms, knees, etc..), and the explosiveness in my strikes, the number would be in the triple digits easily.

I predict that they would be knocked unconscious if not killed with the first punch for at least the first 50 kids before I begin to tire, and the adrenaline starts wearing down, and I have to resort to strategy.

lol what a silly thread, I loves it

[scagster]

I got 31. Surely I could take on three times that many. I would grab a little kid in each arm, and spin around and destroy them all like a giant lawn mower blade.

[GraziLovesMary]

I got 31. Surely I could take on three times that many. I would grab a little kid in each arm, and spin around and destroy them all like a giant lawn mower blade.

no no no!!! You dont wanna do that man! Its an endurance contest! Sure, youll fuck em up at first, but then theyll swarm your legs eventually when you tire, and shit could get nasty! Stick with a one-hitter-quitter plan of action and youll be ok.



:P

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i cud nail 34 of the fuckers. but i rekon you could rip the first ones legs off and then you'd be armed.

also could i have my paul chen with me cus with that were gonna be lookin at a kill bill type body count.

even more so if there ginger

[tankboy30]

oh you dont even know hahahha, well if i was being attacked i think 28-30 then theyd pile on top of me ahhhhhhhhh

[07silmax]

26 from the link, infinite with my bare hands

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

33 5 year olds

[ATrain]

How tall are most 5 year olds? Seems like if you are around 6 feet, medium build, you just smash them no matter what their numbers are. I think they'd only get the better of you if got tired out from all the beatings. So I guess it is all a question of endurance. :upsidedow