ooooh...a while back in the summer i made a pipe out of a round piece of wood...like a tube shape...my buddie started calling it "woody" then someone asked my what its name was if there was a name for it...i said "woody" then they laughed at me and said i wasnt aloud to give it a name and they didnt believe me. so they started calling it "boner" (eg "hey jim, you gonna go suck on your boner now")...just to piss me off....i have since lost ma boner....i think my rents found it! O_O