Imagine if you're, like, diving down through the sky, and when the guy pulls the cord, a load of billy cans, socks, a shirt, and some tent pegs fall out of the back?

"OH SHIT!...I PICKED-UP MY RUCKSACK INSTEAD OF THE SHOOT-PACK!...IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE!"

"OH....RIGHT....WELL, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!!?"

"ERR....ENJOY THE VIEW?.......FOR ABOUT 12.7SECONDS!.....THEN IT'S KINDA..LIKE, A PAF THING!"