Stupidest things you've heard when it comes to weed

[meatw4d]

Any commercial with an animated or talking dog telling the human to stop smoking pot... They piss me off.

[BlazedinBA]

yup thats the one, and the one with the talking dog, that shit is stupid, I f I smoked and my dog started to talk I would never stop smoking and I would be rich like DR. Doolittle

haha i know tell me about it. i saw this re-made video of the dog commercial on another weed site. i thought it was pretty good.

Under the Influence Video

wat do u think?

[macro]

This happened back when I was an insensitive little bastard. I was smoking a joint in a field next to my school when I see this guy in a tight vest and jeans walking his dog. He looks up and walks straight towards me and asks me what i'm smoking. I tell him its a spliff and he says "you shouldnt smoke that.... you'll go to hell". So I said "Well you'll go to hell because you're GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AY."

Thats exactly how I said it.

hahahahaha someone pack this guy a bowl

[Dasquezar]

When I was a junior in high school and got caught by my mom our conversation went like this:
Mom: You're doing drugs? You'll ruin your life!!!!!
Me: It's just weed and I'm responsible about it. There's even studies that show weed isn't near as bad as alcohol or tobacco and can be good for you in some ways, give me a chance and I can show you. I'm not doing any other drugs its not going to turn me into an addict, it's not like it's meth or something horrible like that.
Mom: NO! Pot is just as bad as meth!
Me: No its not, why would there be medical marijuana and states trying to legalize it if it was? When has weed ever killed anyone?
Mom: It will kill you if you keep it up!

Some of the stupidest things I've ever heard someone say in my life came out in that conversation and it ended up with her basically saying 'I reject your reality and substitute my own!' :wtf:
I don't even live with her now but she'd still beat my ass if she knew I smoke.

[Cannabis-Sativa]

hmmmmm




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[SFGurrilla]

Sativas the male plant and Indica means its the female.

Wtf.

[kushy420]

conversation between me and my friend
me:yo smoke (insert drug that rhymes with blocks)
friend:ya you do
me: ye i smoke (insert drug that rhymes with blocks) everyday
friend:ya you do
me: no i never have only weed
friend:well they are like the same thing

and some of these are so stupid its funny but i need my medicine so lets light up, this isnt making much sense

[Cannabis-Sativa]

Sativas the male plant and Indica means its the female.

Wtf.

what are you talking about? I'm lost

[delusionsofNORMALity]

the most asinine thing i've heard about weed is something that seems to be one of our more popular myths lately. i'm talking about the foolish idea that legal medical use will somehow bring us closer to full legalization. long before the medicos were touting the benefits of cannabis, we all knew about its soothing, healing properties. now that they've got a few studies to back them up, they want exclusive rights to one of nature's little gifts and they're attempting to dupe the rest of us into believing that their cause is our cause. nothing could be further from the truth. take a look at the schedule 2 drugs and remember that that's where weed ends up once it has been cleared for medical use. i have nothing against med users and wish them all the best in their fight, but your battle is one of changing the definitions of control while ours is of eliminating that unjust control entirely.
:hippy:

[Cannabis-Sativa]

Sativas the male plant and Indica means its the female.

Wtf.

no.