This happened back when I was an insensitive little bastard. I was smoking a joint in a field next to my school when I see this guy in a tight vest and jeans walking his dog. He looks up and walks straight towards me and asks me what i'm smoking. I tell him its a spliff and he says "you shouldnt smoke that.... you'll go to hell". So I said "Well you'll go to hell because you're GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AY."

Thats exactly how I said it.