When I was about 14-15 I was at a mate's birthday party, and everyone was fucking high, except my cousin. He'd never smoked before and wanted to try it. So I packed him a cone and told him how to smoke it (Didn't want the noob breathing out when his pulling). He starts smoking, and his holding it perfectly straight, when I told him to hold it on an angle because of the lack of water. He then starts screaming "IT'S NOT BUBBLING!" to everyone, which put everyone at the party on the ground in tears of laughter.

After the party he became heaps anti drug to, what a douche.