Haha, now that we're on the subject of drunks, I'll preface this by saying I roll my own cigs because it's cheaper, and I enjoy them. So I was at your typical college party, drinkin and whatnot, and decided I needed a cig, because if you're a smoker and you're drinkin, you knooow you gotta have that cig.

Now, I don't mean to brag, but I will; I roll a pretty mean joint/cig, and as my buddy was tellin' me a story, I decided to take my time with this one, and it just so happened this cig looked awfully like a joint because it was nice and conical and I twisted the end. (By the by, I only do that if I'm transporting them somewhere, otherwise it's just dumb.) But I digress. Anyway, I finally light up my cig, and this drunk, no, wasted chick comes up to me and asks if it's a joint. I say no, and of course, she says bullshit, lemme hit that. I almost said no, but my bud nudges me, so I let her. She takes a nice big drag, I mean a monster, and then proceeds to immediately cough. Upon this, she claims it's the best shit she's ever smoked, and is already high. Can you say "the spins"?)

So, of course, we proceed to finish it together, me laughing so hard inside, she takin monster rips and coughing almost every time. Needless to say, not more than a minute after we get done with our "session" she's out back bootin' her soul up. Now, some might scoff at me or call me a bad person, but when you live in a college town, you just can't help but fuck with drunk college chicks. I probably coulda smoked her for real and gotten some, but I'd much rather get my chuckles at the expense of young, dumb freshmen.