well I'm a guy but I'm pretty sure I"m a lesbian, does that make me straight? wait...


short story is, if you're a faggot (as you so delicately put it) then you're a faggot. personally I think it'd be easier to just be gay, fewer negative connotations attached (unless you find a gaybasher, they have lots to say aboot homosexuality in general)

But keep in mind there are certain things that make you gay, most prevalent being 'do you enjoy receiving and/or giving anal sex with other men?" or 'punching the donut', as previously mentioned (OMFG punching the donut ROFLMAO)

you might like anal stimulation, but if you're not attracted to men, it doesn't really make you gay, now does it? theres no reason a girl can't stick a finger in your butt for you (you probly gotta buy her diamonds, or do that 'love' thing first tho. at the very least, shower first)