At this point id like to share a short story with u all about a stoner par-excellance(spellcheck,sounds cool tho), that i met one night at a mates party. when it comes to smoking the herb i consider myself no light weght, infact i think i could give smokes alot a run for his money no worries. But this night i was well and truly out of my leauge. I sat down with this guy and his poor ass bong made of a 2ltr ( dunno what that is in gallons but it's the big bottles we get coke and stuff in here) juice bottle a peice of garden hose and a cone peice made from a beer can cut and folded into a cone shape filled 3/4.Just from seeing this i thought he must be a noob or sometimes smoker with no clue,but when i saw him start chopping the weed up it was the fastest i had ever seen any stoner move in my life this should have given me some idea of what i was about to witness but alas i was thinking he must just be good with his hands or something. well we started smoking and smoking and smoking and smoking and then did a little smoking, by this time we had had about 20 big bongs and in quick time too and all this time after he had a cone and waited for his turn to come around he would have a shot of whisky. needless to say i was completely smashed by now my other mates who couldnt smoke as much as me had passed out trying to keep up with this average looking suit wearing 9to 5 bussiness man, and i wasnt in very good shape myself but our new friend was still sitting up at the table chating away with the non smokers about bussiness and other such things and telling me who could barely talk never mind move that this wasnt very good weed and he could be more stoned. Im not shore how much more he smoked that night because i was out like a light soon after that comment, I have never seen anything like that before in my life and expect i never will again. I swear to whichever various god u prefer that this really happened. oh and also we had ben drinking for quite some time before that session too....... That wasnt that short was it?