Quote Originally Posted by Nightcrewman
I never buy anything that's got a bigger instruction manual than it.

NCM
You'd love this nipple then. It's very easy to operate. Roll it gently between your fingers, tug it lightly a few times, circle it with your tongue and then suck. Delicious Margaritas! And not those crappy kind made with the mix or the sweet and sour heartburn crap --- quality tequila, Cointreau, spalsh of Spanish orange liqueur, and lime juice! Just like a nipple ought to do.