I've been on probation for a year and a half now so i've taken plenty of tests. All of my tests have been sent to the lab and he gets the results in 2-3 days. I know this because 2 or 3 days after one of my tests he called me saying it came back "dilluted" and to come in to take another test. Thankfully i was going out of town because i smoked right after my meeting. So i had time on my vacation to work out, etc. Be careful about that. I think they like to send them to the lab so they can test your creatine levels. Anyways, I hate how you have to piss in front of that mirror, and i'm pretty sure the guy where I go is gay. Same dude every time looking at penises everyday. Good luck man.