The first thing that happens is all your body orifices let out all the pent up gasses inside ya. Thats why they bury your ass, pronto!

The next thing that happens is everyone in the family divvies up all your worldly posessions and fights over who gets what. It's good to always have a lot of food at wakes, ..it eases the tensions somewhat.

As far as your soul, well that's another whole ball of wax.
RAINHAZE Reviewed by RAINHAZE on . what happens when you die? it seems there has been alot of death around me lately and it got me wondering, what happens is there heaven, or hell do you know that you are dead or are you just gone forever are you conscious? do you just rot away and thats the end of all the experiences you will ever have, or is there something else? i wish i knew man but i thought i would just post this and get some of your thoughts Rating: 5