when you die, a thousand horny teenage virgins are waiting for you in heaven as well as $1,000 in cash and a sony PSP. That is provided you have spent your life glorifing the Gods of capitalism and consumerism. So, 5 times a day, you must get in your toyota camry and pay homage to the Gods Wal-Mart, J.C. Penny's, Kroger or Vehix.com.