Quote Originally Posted by Robert Schimmel
the dog shit on the floor so i went to hit him, and my wife said "no don't hit the dog.. that's cruel... you rub his face in it, that's what you do!" 'yeah, let's ask him which one he wants...' rub his face in it? what if it's like a doberman or rotweiller or something.... "hey, did you shit over there?!" 'yeah! you got a problem with that?!' "no! it's a nice looking turd... on the rug too.. just the way i like it!"
your story reminded me of that and being bored and stoned i figured why not post it... :wtf: