what are your rituals while getting high?

[Phaze1]

herer is my ritual for when i smoke when my parents are still in the house.
i'll take a shower so they wont be promted to come in my room, and if they do i can be like i'm naked! so once thats done i lock my door turn on my lamp on my desk, take out my shit, and start packin, cutting up the bud real nice, once thats done i set my pipe and lighter on my windowcill while i put a towel by the door. Next i turn on some music to mask what i'm doin, i open the window slowly and start token and blowin out the window. Once i'm done token i put all my stuff away leave the window open to air out the room, then I remove the towel unlock the door. Then i just chill out and listin to music

[peacefrog14]

wow Phaze1, that sounds a lot like what i do when my parents are home! except i watch tv while i am high instead of listening to music. great rituals ppl!

[The Gnome]

I put a pipe in my pocket, and weed in the other pocket, and tell my parents I'm going out for a jog. I just run away from my house, smoke, then run more, smoke more, run, smoke, smoke, run, and then go home. And eat dinner.

[Robin_Goodfellow]

I have a certain sweater i like to wear when i smoke, usually because i like to smoke outside in the backyard in the middle of the night, its really nice being able to look up at the starts or a full moon and just trip balls, ill just stare across the valley and enjoy myself

i also like to make sure i have munchies available, and either music, video games, or a movie (usually when alone) when theres friends around we usually just do whatever.

I also take meticulous time to prepare my bowls, i like to inspect all the weed i put in, check out the trichs on each small nug and pack it the way i like to pack it

[UCI-James]

WAKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKAH......

[DRybes]

I love the ritual behind it all. Even if you just pull it out, carefully select the right amount, break it up, load it / roll it etc, it's so very personal and solemn when you're alone, and yet a time of total concentration when you're with good company, even if you've been telling loud jokes for a half hour. Just preparing it is ritual enough for me, I don't have many odd habits, although I do look at it meticulously and make sure to get every last piece in the joint. I always roach my joints with a rolled up piece of card while alone, to smoke them to the tip, whereas with friends we never do that, just straight green to the tip. I sit back at the computer and blaze, dont even usually have music on till after, and wait for the wonderful feelings to hit.

[shuggie86]

usually i start in the kitchen and get a good idea of whats available for munchies and poor myself a glass of water and pop it in the fridge. then i have to mom proof the house(i.e. make sure she's fast asleep). then i go to my room, get my box out of hiding..go to the bathroom keeping both doors shut. turn on the water, take out my weed, and pack it up. double sealed in bags, put in my coat pocket and on my way out to the porch. smoke it up. come back in, reverse procedure for clean up. watch an episode of south park, eat/drink something, nap.

[4.2O]

when ever i find a seed in my weed i throw it in a place nearby that looks like it will have the best chance of sprouting.

i realize that this is ridiculous and it will probably never happen but if it does some day...

[HickSS]

When I smoked at a friends house I would go taco bell or eat half of thing of Chewy chips ahoy cookies with a huge glass of milk. Oh and microwave or 10 secs. I only ate either when I was stoned.

[chargrs83]

after i smoke i almost always change into the same pair of sweatpants and put on a comfy shirt or sweatshirt. Never really thought about it but i guess it is a ritual of mine.