yep never carry more than you can eat.
always been my rule.
heres a good scenario for ya.....
i was checking mail at an old address a couple of weeks after i had moved,it was around midnight, the house was next to an apartment complex,that was a crack den.so as i pull out i see the k-9 cop sitting there,im cool and im legal all the way around.so as i drive by he shines his mag light into my face,well that to me is a no no so i pulled into my friends property about a 100 ft away and park,because as soon as i passed him with the light he turned and started after me.hes gonna jack me up.
my buddy wasnt home and i knew it because his car wasnt there but i went to the door, and knocked, cop pulls up and yells to get my attention,of course being pisssed off about the light and generaly being an asshole ,i ignored him.each time he yelled i started knocking again.then he finally said fatboy isnt home.that was the final straw to insult my buddy so i walk over and ask"what the fuck do you want asshole?"immediately he is floored and does an uhh uhh then proceeds to tell me he could write me a ticket for not using my turnsignal,when i came out of the drive way, my response "i hope you break a finger writing it up asshole."now he really doesnt know whats up and asks me what i was doing comming out of those apartments, i said i wasnt he called me a liar and i told him he needed to get his eyes checked.then he asked why i was acting like an asshole and i told him about the light and how he pissed me off and that i wasnt some crackhead he could fuck with at his pleasure.
he hasnt had asshole recieving training heheheh and ima gonna give him some, so he goes back to the apartment questions and still calling me a liar, so i say my former address is xxxx do you know where that is,he says nope like the fuckin dickhead he is
and this lets me bereate him on not knowing his own area that hes working in for a few minutes.and i explain to him its right in front of the apartments, and the two driveways entering the street are side by side,he saw me at my mail box so he knew i wasnt coming from the apartments.finally he asks do you have a drivers id and i said yeah, well can i see it ,why do you need to see it i asked. then he goes into if you got one you dont mind me seeing it,ahhh yueah asshole i do mind give me some probable cause and you can see it,he said no turn signal ,i said ok,im clean as a church mouse,he keeps on whinnin about me being mean to him and runs my id, im on a motorcycle at the time and then some crack head walks by he knows and so he starts rousting her, now im waiting around while he is busting her,after ten minutes and noticing a storm blowing in hard i need to split so now his buddys are there helping him cart her off ,so i said hey asshole wheres my id i gotta roll the rain is comming i dont have anymore time to fuck with you. you shoulda seen those other two cops faces hehehe it was worth all the times i have gone to jail .home boy wrinkled his face and went and got my id and i cruised.
but wait theres more to the story......

a few days later the crackheads robbed the house i was at checking the mail and broke into the store room which had jet skis and motorcycles gallor in it....yep guess who shows up officer asshole....heheheheh he saw me and you could see he just slumped lol. the guys house i was banging on the door called me after he saw that cop a few days later apparently he knows my buddy pretty well, not by being arrested i can say,anyway he said that cop thought i was a fuckin looney toon....heheheheh i was. i was pissed off about the light in my eyes...

the other side............dreams side
it was 3 am im comming back from dropping a guy off and going to the grocery store as i come to the stop sign i see that the house is covered in cop cars fire trucks and this is a town of like 400 people you have to drive to the next town to get groceries
so they woke up half the town to come out to the house...
im thinkin holy shit what happened and i roll on in the driveway.
get out grabbing the groceries as i go to the door of the house,only 10 ft away and two steps into it i have a cop hounding me asking whats in the bag boy? i answered groceries. and kept walking into the house dropped the groceries on the counter and as it didnt have a back door crawled out the kitchen back window to see what was going on out in the back yard.leaving the cop standing there lol.
barney fife and his crew are all around a fire we had going in an old propane tank that was cut out and has a grill on it for the chilli cook off this guy puts on and we had some crate wood at the motor cycle shop that needed to be gotten rid of best way on a cool march night is to sit around drinkin and burn it. it cant be burnt as fire wood it was pine slats so it worked real good for a camp fire. anyway the law is that there is no fires after sunset in there city....now electrical andy is totaly waisted so he tells freewheelin that they are gonna have to move to god dammed alaska cause they cant get no peace here,of course barney fife pipes up that you can go to jail for that ,meaning cussing of course,then andy says now you can go to jail for going to goddamed alaska well thats it he looks over at curlys dog apropraitely named dog to sick em ,fife yanks himself 3 ft in the air trying to get his gun unholstered that he didnt undo the strap so he almost knocked himself down all the while the dog is lookin at andy going what is sickem? im thinkin the whole time its after midnight so there fore it isnt sunset anymore and it is now pre dawn the next day,freewheelin says whoa dont say nothing we want them to leave and leave us alone we are putting out the fire. and we did and they left. what i didnt know was the van parked about 20 ft away from the fire, had a pound of cann in it......
i was also told never roll up when the lights are a flashin a freewheelins house .... heheheh
so theres both sides and i understand both dream...
i do custom paint so i have alot of airbrushes and the hoses look like water pipe hoses being in a beater car with a paper tag in a small town doesnt help from getting pulled over and when the cop saw a hose in a clear case in my car even where you could see the airbrush in the case,still yanked me out of the car didnt ask me shit,searched my car and told me it looked like a waterpipe hose, after the fact. of course he found nadda,wasnt anything to find. i think the best point is just be cool and dont get pulled over in the first place has always been the best advice legal=invisible to those guys.
one more thing i have learned if you know the rules of the game like they do, they dont really want you to play the game.they cant railroad you,and they will try to. watch the show the first 48, most of the people incriminate themselves and never ask for counsel when they get interogated and thats in a homicide case.
dont get me wrong about cops i have some that are friends,i grew up with friends whos dads were cops, but their pricks to anyone that doesnt know them even when they arent in uniform,i know they deal with the crust of the planet but they signed up for it,they knew what they were getting into.
no reason to take it out on eveyone else for their decision. and most do.excuse my grammer and spelling please.
speedy