Quote Originally Posted by apsinthion
Just stick me in a black bag and leave me out for the dustmen.
Make sure the lid shuts properly though, Aps, otherwise the dustmen aren't obliged to take it away...fucking councils and their stupid clauses

I climbed into my wheelie bin earlier, just to check it out, and if I remember rightly, you are a tall bloke too, Aps (I'm 6'4")..which means we may have to utilise the food blender first...hmmm..how would that work...

I know!
Climb into food blender, get blended, trickle down a shute into the wheelie bin, but leave one finger out of the blender so that you can shut the lid down when its all inside!
SORTED!!