My friends mom

[sawleaf]

Wow.... Dude..... i say keep fucking the milf as long as she wants to fuck you You're an inspiration to us all!!! Don't tell your friend unless he happens to walk in on it.... he might not be so happy thay you're doing his mother

Of course he wouldn't be happy! His mother's getting fucked by his friend! If it was me in that situation, I'd be glad I screwed his mom, but I'd really leave it at that. I'd shut up about it and not go looking for it again. Unless you think a lay is worth your friendship with this guy, I'd play it cool and stay away from his mom.

[maryjanemama]

I just want to say props to the 40 something woman. Way to go! Hahaha. And, really, like GooseBear said, what are you gonna do, be like, "Hey, dude, I fucked your mom." ? He'll be like, "Yeah, right, who hasn't?" Puff.

[RIP ODB]

Kurupt - Good work, bro. You own that kid. Just think, what can he possibly say to you that will top this line "Remember that night you blacked out? Your mom let me smash that night." You own this kid. Is there any way you can get a picture of this lady?

[sawleaf]

Kurupt - Good work, bro. You own that kid. Just think, what can he possibly say to you that will top this line "Remember that night you blacked out? Your mom let me smash that night." You own this kid. Is there any way you can get a picture of this lady?

Why the hell would he want to say that to his friend??? If someone said that to me, I'd smash my bong over his head and force the shards down his throat.

[slipnslide087]

yeah dude get a pic of her,,,and post it on here and show your friend a pic of you bangin her on the internet.

[ilovelife]

dude, now u can be like "dude, im your daddy, clean my feet bitch"

[Climbing High]

your my hero.

[Bman719]

dude, now u can be like "dude, im your daddy, clean my feet bitch"

Hell yeah!

[smokedawg]

this sounds like a problem for Dear Deidre (the sun) uk!!

ps think i spely deidre right STONED

[4252]

Wow. Something like that happened to me once. I can only relate what seemed to work at the time; you draw your own conclusions.

No reason whatsoever occurs to me why you should let your friend know what happened. What he doesn't know won't hurt him, to be trite. You might want to mention that to her, too.

Otherwise, you're blessed. A guy can learn a hell of a lot from an older woman. Try not to get killed.

I'm envious; can't have an affair with an older woman, at my age older women are generally dead.

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