My friends mom

[Kurupt3Z3]

This weekend i was over at my friends house and we had just smoked 2 j's and 3 bowl out of his bong. He fell asleep at like 2:30am and i went downstairs to get a glass of water and i see his mom sitting down there watching tv, no big deal shes really cool about smoking weed. So i go and get some water and she starts to talk to me, obviously drunk. I talk to her for about 5 minutes and she asks me if i have any weed so i pull out my sac and my peice and we smoke a bowl right in the living room. SO now we're both high and she starts to rub my leg. Now this lady is a stunning example of what a true MILF should look like, she is like 5'9, about 130-140lbs and has an amazing face, and im a horny, high, teenage guy. She keeps rubbing my leg and asks me if i think shes pretty and i said, "fuck ya, you're gorgeous", and then she kissed me. Time progressed and we ended up having sex right there in the middle of the living room. It was so awesome but when i went back upstairs i started to feel really bad. I dont know if i should tell my friend about what happened or if I should just act like it never happened. I dont know how drunk his mom was but hopefully she was drunk enough to blackout and not remember any of it. If she does remember, then this could be a bad situation for me. What should i do?

Kurupt3Z3 Reviewed by Kurupt3Z3 on 02-09-2005. My friends mom This weekend i was over at my friends house and we had just smoked 2 j's and 3 bowl out of his bong. He fell asleep at like 2:30am and i went downstairs to get a glass of water and i see his mom sitting down there watching tv, no big deal shes really cool about smoking weed. So i go and get some water and she starts to talk to me, obviously drunk. I talk to her for about 5 minutes and she asks me if i have any weed so i pull out my sac and my peice and we smoke a bowl right in the living Rating: 5

[sawleaf]

Haha, you rock! Don't say anything! I'm sure his mom isn't going to rat you out. Keep your cool.

[Ammie]

Oh Snap!! way to go pimp anyways agree shhhhhhhhhhhh about it she aint talkin

[geoffrowley19]

goddamn, iv had fantasies bout stuff like that...*salutes*

[kyle]

ROCK ON!!! man! ive had dreams about that kinda shit man...awww ur an idol to horny teenagers everywhere *takes a hit for this magical occasion*, personnally ide shut the fuck up and do it again!

[poorman3]

git-er-dun! hav-sum-fun! don`t tell him nothing!

[Looker]

EXCELLENT

[slipnslide087]

fuck yeah dude thats outta fucking control. his mom started it not you. hell yeah dude. thats a winner in my book.

[Kurupt3Z3]

Sweet, i was hoping you guys would say that. I just started to think about how pissed i would be if a friend hooked up with my mom but since my mom is 100 pounds overweight and doesnt get drunk i dont think ill be worrying about that.


Peace and keep smokin

[freespirit89]

my god thats my dream to fuck a... woman.. nah j.k!

but that is AWESOME!!!

i [heart] milf's

details man was she tight?