My friends mom

[F L E S H]

even if you were stoned and said "hey man I fucked your mom" wouldn't your friend just say "shut up (insert your name)"

That's right. I always tell my friend I fucked his mom when I'm high, he doesn't think anything of it anymore. But the question remains: DID I FUCK HIS MOM?????










Fuck I'm so stoned right now it's incredible.

F L E S H Reviewed by F L E S H on 02-09-2005. My friends mom This weekend i was over at my friends house and we had just smoked 2 j's and 3 bowl out of his bong. He fell asleep at like 2:30am and i went downstairs to get a glass of water and i see his mom sitting down there watching tv, no big deal shes really cool about smoking weed. So i go and get some water and she starts to talk to me, obviously drunk. I talk to her for about 5 minutes and she asks me if i have any weed so i pull out my sac and my peice and we smoke a bowl right in the living Rating: 5

[Hektik]

everytime that has happend to me the women were 40 and weigh 300lbs

[crystal clear pepsi]

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[crystal clear pepsi]

Hey dude ..... you didnt tell us your friends name was Steve Stifler !!! \M/

" Mrs. Robinson ....... are you trying to seduce me ?????? "

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

haha wow dude fucking props to you, man too bad all my friends moms are fat and ugly as fuck lol

[notanovice]

sounds like you got that story out of penthouse forum.
it dont matter if i believe you or not.
i`m just another person with an opinion
well young man, I f...ed your mom
remember, storks bring baby`s
swallows dont

[robert42]

lol i second that

[GHoSToKeR]

third it

[ride n get high]

DUDE thats fucking aweoms.e Just think dude U FUCKED SOMEONES MOM. Thats just aweosme dude mad props bro. and she was hot so u fucked a hot mom even better lol

[NowhereMan]

mark twain had some good ones.

he did dint he.
just think ih he wrote porn

"and ol huck finn just pull'd er out and put er in and went at it agian untill the morning dawns on him and by the light of the misty morn he realized its not cute lil molly he has had behind the house but injun joe and joe was waken up mad now that the corn whiskey wore off and huck and done fuked the shit out of him "

(my idea of twian porn hahahhaaha)