so in my cracker ass little town, there was this good Samaritan recently arrested. Some fool left was out on some back road by himself and left his lights on or some shit and his battery died. he couldn't get a jump until finally a good Samaritan came along and agreed to help em out. well in the process of jumping the car, the two of them somehow got the good Samaritan's key's locked in his car. Apparently, someone (the article didn't specify, but I'm hoping the good Samaritan wasn't stupid enough to call po) called the police or maybe they just came by... anyway, the police unlocked the car for the good Samaritan, but then after they got the guys keys out, they got a K-9 and had it tear the guys car apart. the car didn't smell like weed and they had not been smoking. Well they ended up finding a few grams in his car somewhere and they took him out to this prison out in the country that was built to hold 150 but has over 600 violent offenders.

i think it is really lame that my cracker ass town is teaching people not to ever bother to try and do anything nice for anyone else. i think good Samaritan laws should be applied to this case and that poor guy let out of that scary jail.
melodious fellow Reviewed by melodious fellow on . no good deed goes unpunished so in my cracker ass little town, there was this good Samaritan recently arrested. Some fool left was out on some back road by himself and left his lights on or some shit and his battery died. he couldn't get a jump until finally a good Samaritan came along and agreed to help em out. well in the process of jumping the car, the two of them somehow got the good Samaritan's key's locked in his car. Apparently, someone (the article didn't specify, but I'm hoping the good Samaritan wasn't stupid Rating: 5