Quote Originally Posted by Hilder420
For every succesful meal i make, theres a few in between that went sour. I looove to cook, and am damn good at it if i say so myself, especially if im stoned.. So i was in the kitchen tonight making a hot dog and as i flipped the lid to the hot mustard and a tiny bit flew into my eye... damn that shit burned!
Last thanksgiving, i burned the first batch of the butter seasoning for the bird. Last summer i made a, well i tried to make a lemon orange yellowcake and well, it just didnt work..lol.. burned countless pots of rice, soup, sauces.. The worst was a few weeks ago, i got really stoned and completely fell out.. next thing i know, I wake up, and its like an hour later, and the chicken I put in there to reheat was a shrunken piece of half charred chicken... hahahaha oversalting and over seasoning are rare, but when they do, its BAD.
Hey, ya know what i just realized? yes im blowed, i hafta be after 2 bowls of northern Lights, but I now know why im so good at rolling joints man! I've been makin enchiladas and flautas all my life.. what is an enchilada? a cheese joint!!!! LMFAO
Please stay out of *my* kitchen.

thanx