Quote Originally Posted by stinkyattic
I guess she took the 'don't use performance-enhancing drugs' message to mean 'make sure your performance isn't enhanced by the drugs you use'...
I went to see a big-name standup comic a couple years back and was so disgusted by how piss-poor his performance was (he was SLOSHED onstage and kept screwing up his jokes) that I haven't gone to a comedy show since. These people need to realize that if someone is paying for tix, the very least you can do is show up sober enough to put on the performance they expect. I mean please. Get a grip.
Shit now I am going to spend the rest of the afternoon trying to remember the dude's name. He hosted a show on comedy central for a while where he travelled around the country and basically partied with the locals. He's short, dark-haired, and nearly bald. DAMMIT my memory!
Edit: Just remembered. It was Dave Attell. Man he sucked. But the guy who opened for him was hysterical.
Awww I always wanted to see his stand up too. That sucks.

You just saved me $19.50