crazy masturbation stories

[devilvenom]

once you've been locked up, juve or jail ,prison, whatever. you hear some crazy shit. i meet a kid who used a bean burrito in juvi cuz he thought it would remind him of a warm pussy. some kid use to tell me how he would try to suck his own dick, he thought girls would like that. this other kid jized in the same corner for so long he puked from the smell of decomposing sperm. really fucked up shit out there. hope i'm not the only one who has had to hear about this and crazyer weirder stories.

devilvenom Reviewed by devilvenom on 11-29-2007. crazy masturbation stories once you've been locked up, juve or jail ,prison, whatever. you hear some crazy shit. i meet a kid who used a bean burrito in juvi cuz he thought it would remind him of a warm pussy. some kid use to tell me how he would try to suck his own dick, he thought girls would like that. this other kid jized in the same corner for so long he puked from the smell of decomposing sperm. really fucked up shit out there. hope i'm not the only one who has had to hear about this and crazyer weirder stories. Rating: 5

[potsmokingnome]

LOL disturbing but funny idea for a thread LOL In the same corner, thats just disgusting.....then there all the urban legends. Like the forozen hotdog stories, and such lol

[devilvenom]

theres always a drake side to everything. heard about people using icy hot, or three flowers, u know that shit people use to slick back there hair.

[Staurm]

My ex once pulled me off up the back of the National Express.

[beachguy in thongs]

My neighbor looked in my window and caught me, so I had sex with her. She came back, too. :smokin:

[Help_Needed]

Heard this from a guy I know online. He's older now, but when he was 14 he heard from a friend that if you stick an ice cube up your back end it would make for a very intense orgasm. So he decided to try it. He grabbed and ice cube and went into the bathroom. He stripped completely, inserted the cube and went to work. Well, what he'd heard was right, when he came it was so intense that his legs buckled....

As he fell he hit his chin on the bathroom counter and passed out. To make matters worse, his parents heard the noise and ran to investigate. When he didn't answer the door, his dad broke it down. There he was, 14 years old, lying naked on the floor, bleeding from a split lip with the fruits of his labor sprayed all over himself, the counter,and the floor :S2:.

[FlyGuyOU]

a hahahaha

[friendowl]

when i was younger i seen my friend richard
playing a serious game of pocket pool
all of a sudden he stood up and nutted
all over my friend michaels back who was playing NBAjams
those guys were weird like that
it was pretty funny but gross
in return micheal pee's on richard from on top of the roof

being young was strange when i look back

[deadbunny]

when i was younger i seen my friend richard
playing a serious game of pocket pool
all of a sudden he stood up and nutted
all over my friend michaels back who was playing NBAjams
those guys were weird like that
it was pretty funny but gross
in return micheal pee's on richard from on top of the roof

being young was strange when i look back

:wtf:

[dragonrider]

when i was younger i seen my friend richard
playing a serious game of pocket pool
all of a sudden he stood up and nutted
all over my friend michaels back who was playing NBAjams
those guys were weird like that
it was pretty funny but gross
in return micheal pee's on richard from on top of the roof

being young was strange when i look back

I don't think I would have fit in with your friends.