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11-30-2007, 08:37 PM #11Senior Member
crazy masturbation stories
Originally Posted by friendowl
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11-30-2007, 11:43 PM #12Senior Member
crazy masturbation stories
This post, thot it was odd to start..but now i cant stop laughing, strangest for me was doing him under a blanket in the back seat of the car as he did me as my mother drove down the road...on the edge of orgasm for over a hundred miles..and he had to finish in the bathroom in some gas station, i finished in my seat.
okay i was high, so, please find below, current update in first thread and second thread is the beginning. first thread will be the one i add to as the grow continues, yes...i was high. :jointsmile:
08 indoor outdoor grow
http://boards.cannabis.com/outdoor-g...door-grow.html
wont be posting here again, if you want to see the beginning start here, yes..i was high:jointsmile:
08 medical mj grow
http://boards.cannabis.com/grow-log/...l-mj-grow.html
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11-30-2007, 11:44 PM #13Senior Member
crazy masturbation stories
as above, i am stoned
okay i was high, so, please find below, current update in first thread and second thread is the beginning. first thread will be the one i add to as the grow continues, yes...i was high. :jointsmile:
08 indoor outdoor grow
http://boards.cannabis.com/outdoor-g...door-grow.html
wont be posting here again, if you want to see the beginning start here, yes..i was high:jointsmile:
08 medical mj grow
http://boards.cannabis.com/grow-log/...l-mj-grow.html
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12-01-2007, 01:39 AM #14Senior Member
crazy masturbation stories
I've heard this story from the advisor of the friend of my ex-sister-in-law's car insurance's dealer.. I guess he was really horny one day because of the new girl they had just hired in the office. She was gorgeous.. and he just couldn't hold it anymore. Now keep in mind.. this guy is real old..
Well he hid in an empty room in the office which had blinds in front of the glass windows.. and was spying on the girl from there. He then started wanking it.. real hard.
Now, the craziest thing happened! Nope.. he did not get caught.. nope, he didn't giz on the window, nope.. he didn't walk out of the office with dirty clothes. What happened is.. I guess he wanked it so hard, that when he thought he was finished.. he looked down to see his member still in his hand. and his pants were up and buttoned.
:jointsmile:
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12-03-2007, 02:37 AM #15Senior Member
crazy masturbation stories
canadanks, i honestly dont know what ur saying in that post. cant tell if urt kidding or wjat............
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12-14-2007, 03:40 AM #16Senior Member
crazy masturbation stories
I remember during my anatomy and physiology lectures in college, I'd sneak out to my dorm halfway through (4 hour class, stadium seating), practice the art of release, and come back and sit back down, my face all flushed. I did this like 6 times through the semester, I think the guy I sat next to realized it after a while, LOL.
I got an A in that class, though! :thumbsup:
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12-14-2007, 05:03 PM #17Senior Member
crazy masturbation stories
Was it something about your physiology that drove you to pleasure your anatomy?
More of the same: Renger\'s Rantings
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12-14-2007, 09:32 PM #18Senior Member
crazy masturbation stories
Originally Posted by Purple Banana
Friendowl, dude, you always have the funniest fuckin stories.. plus your prose style puts it in a unique, consise perspective.
As for the jail stories... I could NEVER see wasting a burrito on the act of masturbation! And when I was locked up I either jizzed in my hand and washed it off in the sink/fountain, or just straight up jizzed in that.
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12-14-2007, 11:34 PM #19Senior Member
crazy masturbation stories
Lol, it wasn't the anatomy or physiology that really got me off, just the sheer monotony and something to look forward (and to make me go to class). Hooray for quickies!
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