Quote Originally Posted by Purple Banana
I remember during my anatomy and physiology lectures in college, I'd sneak out to my dorm halfway through (4 hour class, stadium seating), practice the art of release, and come back and sit back down, my face all flushed. I did this like 6 times through the semester, I think the guy I sat next to realized it after a while, LOL.

I got an A in that class, though! :thumbsup:
Now THAT is effin hot! That kind of subliminal eroticism would drive me wild, and if I sat next to you in anatomy and had a girlfriend, she would never understand why I would fuck her so hard after that class LMAO.


Friendowl, dude, you always have the funniest fuckin stories.. plus your prose style puts it in a unique, consise perspective.


As for the jail stories... I could NEVER see wasting a burrito on the act of masturbation! And when I was locked up I either jizzed in my hand and washed it off in the sink/fountain, or just straight up jizzed in that.