Quote Originally Posted by dragonrider
I was born with the rare mutation of having two penises, one of which is cut and the other not. They're both great.
Quote Originally Posted by 420plants
ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!!
It's a lot more common than you think. But it's great because it allows for double-fisted jerk-off sessions. That keeps you out of a lot of trouble. They say that idle hands are the devil's playthings. However, an idle penis is the idle hand's plaything, so a spare penis gives your other hand something to do other than the devil's work.

Everyone should have a second penis. I have a buddy who was so jealous of my second penis, that he had a donkey penis surgically attached parallel to his natural one. He had to go to Tijuana to have it done, because that''s a good place to find unethical doctors, and they also have a lot of donkey penises there.

By the way, if you are ever in Tijuana, and some guy asks, "Hey, you wanna see the donkey and the lady?" Don't do it. It's a rip off. There is usually no donkey, and she is definitely no lady.

Anyway, I digress. You were askisng if I am serious. What? Don't I sound serious?