uncircumcised

[dragonrider]

I was born with the rare mutation of having two penises, one of which is cut and the other not. They're both great.

[420plants]

I was born with the rare mutation of having two penises, one of which is cut and the other not. They're both great.

ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!!

[Spoken Word]

:wtf:What?

[LIP]

ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!!

Are YOU? :jointsmile:

[Infamous]

Check this out.....it should help.

Phimosis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[dragonrider]

I was born with the rare mutation of having two penises, one of which is cut and the other not. They're both great.

ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!!

It's a lot more common than you think. But it's great because it allows for double-fisted jerk-off sessions. That keeps you out of a lot of trouble. They say that idle hands are the devil's playthings. However, an idle penis is the idle hand's plaything, so a spare penis gives your other hand something to do other than the devil's work.

Everyone should have a second penis. I have a buddy who was so jealous of my second penis, that he had a donkey penis surgically attached parallel to his natural one. He had to go to Tijuana to have it done, because that''s a good place to find unethical doctors, and they also have a lot of donkey penises there.

By the way, if you are ever in Tijuana, and some guy asks, "Hey, you wanna see the donkey and the lady?" Don't do it. It's a rip off. There is usually no donkey, and she is definitely no lady.

Anyway, I digress. You were askisng if I am serious. What? Don't I sound serious?

[dragonrider]

Check this out.....it should help.

Phimosis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This article is full of good information, then you get to this sentence:

"Circumcision is the traditional surgical solution for pathological phimosis, and is effective. Serious complications from circumcision are very rare, but minor complication rates (e.g., having to perform a second procedure or meatotomy to revise the first or to re-open the urethra) have been reported in about 0.2-0.6% in most reported series, though others quote higher rates."

Meatotomy? It that really the term for getting your "meat" cut?

And then there is this, "Stretching of the foreskin can be accomplished manually, sometimes with masturbation, also known as the Beaugé method."

When someone starts banging on the bathroom door and yelling, "Hurry up! What are you doing? Jerkling off in there?" You can always answer, "No, I'm doing my Beaugé method therapy. Want to lend a hand?"

[Infamous]

Do you think Mr Beaugé copyrighted his technique?

Or was it his right hand man?

[dragonrider]

Do you think Mr Beaugé copyrighted his technique?

Or was it his right hand man?

You're supposed to send him dollar every time you do it. I owe him roughly the GDP of Chile.

[Infamous]

I'm happy that I don't owe him anything. But how am I supposed to tell my girlfriend that she owes him £5000?