weeds cover weed

my first encounter with a cannabis plant was at a rose farm. i had to wrk there as a kid. behind a barn was a whole patch of over grown weeds, all types, spiky ones, ones with sharp points, even one that would leave welts on your skin if you touched or ran into it, and the were all tangled together with other none threat growth. trying to be productive i took it upon myself to destroy this 6 foot tall wall of jungle. i took a big chunk out and stopped dead in my tracks. and there it was, it had long skinny leaves, a mid tone green color, like a tree frog. must of been four feet tall. i ran around the side of the barn and found a little trail that lead to four different locations all separated randomly. what a find. i used this stash as my own personal leaf for smoke connection. damn near all summer. but I'm rambling.
any who, after realizing i destroyed a nice size of cover i ran back around and tried fix the weeds, propped them up against each other,( thats how i know about the welts and sharp ones). it looked fine for about 3 days then there was a big dead dry patch and could see the frog in the background. i was questioned, and i humbly denied i had any thing to do with it. besides it was my uncle, and the basted wouldn't even pay me the shity pay some times. he tied it down later.
so if I'm ever in a place were i can grow outdoor on my own property, I'm gonna start by growing a bunch of spiky, sharp, welty inducing weeds, (its amazing how thick this shit can grow) and if that alone doesn't keep people away i'll make sure to put up surveillance and bobe traps, but then it all depends on the location.

i never actually got to smoke any bud off the plant, wasn't there long enough. i know two ended up male. when i would roll joints of the male and female leaves i would get a constant buzz but never past the point to highness. but i didn't know the difference at that age. thanks if anyone actually read all this.:smokebong: