Today, my fellow stoners, I bring you my humble cannabis inspired invention...

The Stoned Indicator! :smokin:

The journey started a long time ago.. when I was sitting with a group of friends.. everyone with different smoking styles and tolerance levels.. and the conversation went a bit like this:

"you high?"

"uhhh.. ... yeah"

"cool.. like.. fucked? or just high?"

"pretty fucked"

"haha.. what.. like.. really fucked?"

So I decided to revolutionize the system.. Why try to describe highness with words..? NUMBERS is where its at :jointsmile:

The stoned indicator is a 1-10 scale to indicate the level of stoned

1 being barely anything
5 on the way
10 highest youve ever been
11/12 whitey

The conversation now goes like this:

"You high?"

"Yeaaahh man.. like.. 8.5"

Works alot better



This is the really stoned bit now so.. (stop reading)

Yeah the stoned indicator came to me in a vision the other week. I was reading about a 9.5 on the indicator.. and then my eyesight blurred out and I actually saw the stoned indicator really clearly in front of me..

the closest thing i can compare it to is the old internet explorer security setting meter.. (pic at the bottom)

It runs up like that with little notches on the side running from 1 to 10.. and when you start tokin it fills up with a really nice green color.. when you get really high up it starts to flash 2 tones of green and its amazing.. also when you go over the 10 mark.. anything can happen :jointsmile: it can go red.. or it can go white and spread white all the way down through the green until theres nothing left (whitey)
Jah420 Reviewed by Jah420 on . The Stoned Indicator Today, my fellow stoners, I bring you my humble cannabis inspired invention... The Stoned Indicator! :smokin: The journey started a long time ago.. when I was sitting with a group of friends.. everyone with different smoking styles and tolerance levels.. and the conversation went a bit like this: "you high?" "uhhh.. ... yeah" Rating: 5