The Stoned Indicator

[Jah420]

Today, my fellow stoners, I bring you my humble cannabis inspired invention...

The Stoned Indicator! :smokin:

The journey started a long time ago.. when I was sitting with a group of friends.. everyone with different smoking styles and tolerance levels.. and the conversation went a bit like this:

"you high?"

"uhhh.. ... yeah"

"cool.. like.. fucked? or just high?"

"pretty fucked"

"haha.. what.. like.. really fucked?"

So I decided to revolutionize the system.. Why try to describe highness with words..? NUMBERS is where its at :jointsmile:

The stoned indicator is a 1-10 scale to indicate the level of stoned

1 being barely anything
5 on the way
10 highest youve ever been
11/12 whitey

The conversation now goes like this:

"You high?"

"Yeaaahh man.. like.. 8.5"

Works alot better



This is the really stoned bit now so.. (stop reading)

Yeah the stoned indicator came to me in a vision the other week. I was reading about a 9.5 on the indicator.. and then my eyesight blurred out and I actually saw the stoned indicator really clearly in front of me..

the closest thing i can compare it to is the old internet explorer security setting meter.. (pic at the bottom)

It runs up like that with little notches on the side running from 1 to 10.. and when you start tokin it fills up with a really nice green color.. when you get really high up it starts to flash 2 tones of green and its amazing.. also when you go over the 10 mark.. anything can happen :jointsmile: it can go red.. or it can go white and spread white all the way down through the green until theres nothing left (whitey)

Jah420 Reviewed by Jah420 on 11-27-2007. The Stoned Indicator Today, my fellow stoners, I bring you my humble cannabis inspired invention... The Stoned Indicator! :smokin: The journey started a long time ago.. when I was sitting with a group of friends.. everyone with different smoking styles and tolerance levels.. and the conversation went a bit like this: "you high?" "uhhh.. ... yeah" Rating: 5

[xGaNjAx]

LOL I don't know what the hell you were smoking, but pass that shit :jointsmile:

[submarine]

haha yeah sounds like some crazy bud.
but pretty good idea, it must have really effected you cause you can clearly see you put a lot of time into this post.

[Jah420]

:S2:

yeah that's the kinda response I was expecting... everyone thinks i'm a crackhead :madnoel:

[Dark]

dude, are you saying you're invented a new system... the "1 to 10" scale? )
I seriously wanna smoke whatever the heck you had

[Number 1 DJ]

no way dude!!! ahaha!! i use the number system all the times with my friends!

[Jah420]

dude, are you saying you're invented a new system... the "1 to 10" scale? )

that is.. seriously.. pretty much what i was saying :smokin:

[r0k]

They already have that bud :thumbsup:

But my friends and I use that brilliant system as well :jointsmile:

[Chong Version 2.0]

Stoners are hilarious. :jointsmile::jointsmile:

[robo scat]

I'm about 9 or so right now. FLU I've had some crazy visuals as well, it's sick. It mostly happens when I just sit there and zone out and let my mind race. I could barely function earlier.