I don't intend to breed, but if I do, I'm going to raise my kids to be scrooges like me. I want to get a note from the preschool teacher that my kid is making fun of his classmates for their bizarre belief in a fat man in a red suit who slides down billions of chimneys in one night and only gives gifts to Christian kids, and only gives fancy gifts to Christian kids whose parents make a lot of money.

(See why I don't intend to breed? The world is better off with no lil' Stinkys running around)
stinkyattic Reviewed by stinkyattic on . Do/Will Your Children Believe in Santa? Do your kids believe in Santa? If you don't have kids yet, do you plan on telling your children about Santa Claus? If your children are already grown, did they believe in Santa? Also did you believe in Santa, and if so, when did you find out the real truth? My daughter, 8, still believes in Santa, along with the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy. I see no harm in it, and think it is all good-natured fun. However, my boyfriend's brother and wife have 4 kids, and have told them all there Rating: 5