Has anyone seen the Curb your Enthuiasm episode where Larry David is wearing this things in his shoes that squeak really loud when he walks and he walks by his buddy's daughter's room where her mother is secretly placing some tooth ferry money under the child's pillow. Needless to say, the squeaking wakes the child up while the mother is putting the money under her pillow and starts calling her mother a liar and everything.

Classic Larry David awkward human interaction humor. Gotta love it.