wow i believed the shit out of all of that. i totally bought it, made it to 2nd grade before my asshole friend RJ ruined it for me. i was pissed for like, a day. my mom cried when i told her i found out and we talked about it in her room because i was grounded at the time for something unrelated, haha. im definitely going to lie to my kids about it. i already lie like hell to my lil cousins. believing in santa was awesome! im 22 i remember it clear as day.


we do the whole nine yards in my family we even leaved little ripped santa suit pieces in the chimney for the kids to find. life is full of disappointment, man, but i still dont wanna deny that magic of christmas that i had to my cousins or my kids. christmas gradually got more and more beat after i found out there was no santa. i wish i still believed! my family is not religious so i was not brought up to have faith in anything else imaginary