You put me in mind of a screen door

Really why?

Because I wanna slam you all night long

OR

Heres an oldie but a goodie

Lick your finger,wipe it on her sleeve and say, "lets get you out of those wet clothes"

I have never had the nerve or been drunk enough to actually say these things,and kids if your watching, "dont try this at home"

Take care,be well,and most of all be safe.