Oh man I used to know all the bad ones...

You: Did it hurt?
Her: What?
You: When you fell from heaven.

You: Your pants are like a mirror....I can see myself in them. (theres also some variation on this about the pants being space pants).

You: Are you tired? because you've been running through my head all day long.

My personal favorite, yet probably worst one: Just so I know for breakfast...do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized?
Gundari Reviewed by Gundari on . Pick-up lines Come guys (and girls) Share your funny, or unfunny pick-up lines for us to hear (or use). I'll start off with one. (break an ice-block with your teeth) "So, now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?" Rating: 5