I once once said "Nice legs *wink*" to a girl in a rock club. Next thing this doorman is tapping me on the shoulder saying, "I've ALREADY told you once, if I catch you two pretending to have sex here again I'm throwing you out the front door and taking your bird home with me!" Other times I just have to look at them and they seem like they've just been groped by Bernard Manning. Women, eh? She's was a Slut from brooklyn who was visting Glasgow for a few days, so she had her sites set on pulling a scotsman, I just happened to be that lucky guy.