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11-26-2007, 08:48 AM#1
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Come guys (and girls)
Share your funny, or unfunny pick-up lines for us to hear (or use).
I'll start off with one.
(break an ice-block with your teeth)
"So, now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?"b0n3ZA Reviewed by b0n3ZA on . Pick-up lines Come guys (and girls) Share your funny, or unfunny pick-up lines for us to hear (or use). I'll start off with one. (break an ice-block with your teeth) "So, now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?" Rating: 5
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11-26-2007, 07:02 PM#2
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how about this one "hi"
works every time\"When governments fear the people there is liberty. When the people fear the government there is tyranny.\" -Thomas Jefferson
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11-26-2007, 07:10 PM#3
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Oh man I used to know all the bad ones...
You: Did it hurt?
Her: What?
You: When you fell from heaven.
You: Your pants are like a mirror....I can see myself in them. (theres also some variation on this about the pants being space pants).
You: Are you tired? because you've been running through my head all day long.
My personal favorite, yet probably worst one: Just so I know for breakfast...do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized?
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11-26-2007, 07:25 PM#4
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You must have been in a box of Lucky Charms cause you look magically delicious.
Have a good one!:jointsmile:
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11-26-2007, 08:25 PM#5
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Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud
You must have been in a box of Lucky Charms cause you look magically delicious.
Have a good one!:jointsmile:
This made me laugh!:S2:
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11-26-2007, 10:44 PM#6
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Excuse me... do you sleep on your stomach ? Oh no ? Can I ?
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11-26-2007, 11:45 PM#7
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Now if you are thinking about this as a possible relationship and not just a roll in the hay, find something that looks good- her jewelry, her blouse, purse, etc. Now just walk up to her and say "I really like that _____! Where did you get it? My sister's (cousin's, if you lack a sister) birthday is coming up and I'd like to get her one like it!" All at once, you have shown yourself to have great taste in_____, and you are a caring, generous relative! Not bad for the first 10 seconds! - Granny:hippy:
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11-27-2007, 12:12 AM#8
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You put me in mind of a screen door
Really why?
Because I wanna slam you all night long
OR
Heres an oldie but a goodie
Lick your finger,wipe it on her sleeve and say, "lets get you out of those wet clothes"
I have never had the nerve or been drunk enough to actually say these things,and kids if your watching, "dont try this at home"
Take care,be well,and most of all be safe.
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11-27-2007, 01:10 AM#9
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Originally Posted by Charles U Farley
It's probably for the best, Charles, cuz unless we girls are drunk out of our heads, or just very naive, none of these are gonna work on us anyway!
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11-27-2007, 01:13 AM#10
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"Hey there, do you happen to know how much the polar bear weighs?"
"Just enough to break the ice, hey my name is couch-potato!"
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