Pick-up lines

[Staurm]

I once once said "Nice legs *wink*" to a girl in a rock club. Next thing this doorman is tapping me on the shoulder saying, "I've ALREADY told you once, if I catch you two pretending to have sex here again I'm throwing you out the front door and taking your bird home with me!" Other times I just have to look at them and they seem like they've just been groped by Bernard Manning. Women, eh? She's was a Slut from brooklyn who was visting Glasgow for a few days, so she had her sites set on pulling a scotsman, I just happened to be that lucky guy.

Staurm Reviewed by Staurm on 11-27-2007. Pick-up lines Come guys (and girls) Share your funny, or unfunny pick-up lines for us to hear (or use). I'll start off with one. (break an ice-block with your teeth) "So, now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?" Rating: 5

[potsmokingnome]

Are those space panties? Cause your ass is out of this world! lol

[FlyGuyOU]

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

[potsmokingnome]

ok here are some lame ones, but persoanlly I'd never use a pick up line..

I like your dress, but it would look better on my bedroom floor

Your legs must be tired, cause you have been runnin through my dreams all night long lol

Hmmm i know I know more but oh well lol

[b0n3ZA]

I've actually seen this one work before...

There were 2 or 3 guys standing around talking, drinking etc. I don't know them but anyways... this was the line one of them used:

The really pretty girl walks past, and one of them said loudly, so that she could here, "omg guys, i think i just saw my future ex wife". She stopped, laughed, and started conversation. I think what makes it easier is that you're saying it to your friends, and not the girl, haha.

[stickyicky07]

here's one that will surely make the panties drop.

I'm no Fred Flintstone, But i can really make the bedrock

[spliffstar22]

^^lol, i heard that in a song awhile ago, i forgot which one though.......

This one is fool-proof and works for me everytime.....it's my safety blanket..lol

Just go up to the girl you're watching(try to get eye contact before you approach) and be like, you know you're looking real beautiful, but im sure this is not a surprise to you, cause im sure you're man is telling you this everyday already....wait for a minute.......only 2 things could happen.....and i got the # when both of these things happened,

1: She wont have a man, will thank you for the compliment, and give you the #...
2: She'll realize how much of an asshole her man is, cause 9/10 guys dont tell their girls that their beautiful everyday, probably more, so she'll give the number to you anyways.....

[ReUp]

It usually takes more than a pick up line for me to slide in on anything. I guess the only 'line' that showed instant results was with this chick I had known for a while and I just said "You look really pretty tonight." Had her naked within a quarter hour.

I think complimenting women realistically is something most men forget to do and it has always helped me out. All the lovey dovey 'did you fall from heaven' compliments just never seem to work on any girl I'd really be interested in.

But what do I know.

[killerzland]

guy: will you swallow sperm for money?:thumbsup:
girl: WTF? noo:wtf:

guy: oh, so you will do it for free?imp:


doesnt really work, most likely youll get slapped, but its funny none the less to see the expression on their face ahah

[snowblind]

i have aids always works a treat