can i choose decapitation instead? i'd be rather lost without my arms or legs, but i have yet to find a proper purpose for this unwieldy knob at the top of my neck. it's not that i mind the grotesque features placed haphazardly on the front of it, i don't even particularly care that the hair seems to be falling out at the top of it. i'm just at a total loss as to what to do with that great grey mass on the inside. it seems to serve no useful purpose other than keeping my ears apart. it also seems to do whatever it damn well pleases, with no thought for the repercussions that the rest of the body must endure.