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[beachguy in thongs]

Good Idear! I just got woken up half an hour ago by old lady screaming for help.. I go in her room, and shes on the floor half laying on the feet of the clothes rack shes got in her room. shes babbling about takin some kids somewhere, I'm half asleep trying to lift this 120 lb woman back in bed makin sure she hasnt broken anything, and I'm pissed, but i didnt yell at her, I just told her to try to get some sleep, and shes snoring away now.. damn, what a way to start your day! I guess im gonna have to find a way for her to not be able to get off the bed now, but first a cup of coffee and a joint..

This sounds like my day, everyday, with this dog. It's a Teddy Bear Yorkshire Terrier (in my avatar).

lol! Naw, my BODY temp! Brrrrrrrr!!!!!

Thanks!