I was going to ask LIP to translate this but he probably can't be bothered right now so I'll give it a try!

Quote Originally Posted by g_dogg
This fuckin girl is doin me head in so much, its fuckin untrue. A propa fancied her mate for ages n shit like, an her mate's bin cool with me, she's shy but she always used 2 speak 2 me. Then me suposed bes mate told her a did drugs, at the mo a only do weed, tried others in the past like ket, pills n w/e. Sudenly her mates stopped speakin 2 me now, so a dont know weva she told er or nefin. About a week ago she was speakin to me sayin how much her mate hates me, sayin am obsessed wiv er. A wen out to town las nite n she was der wiv her mates, she was speakin 2 me, but her mates jus blanked me. She can fuck herself coz am not givin up weed jus 2 satisfy her. Shes gonna be in town again tonight, fuck it al just ask her meself.

To top it off aswell, a went to me mates afta i'd bin out last nite, we were all pissed as fuck, i don't know why but a was leanin on the door frame an me fingers were in the hinges of the door, he closed the door on me fingers it fuckin propa hurt, ya could hear the crunchin of me nails as he closed it lol.

Can ne1 help me?
This fucking girl is doing a number on my head so bad it's unbelievable. Well I've liked this girl's friend for a while and she's pretty cool and her friend has always been cool with me but she is a little shy but we talk and chill. Then my supposedly "best friend" told her I did drugs. What a rat! I'm only smoking the bud right now but I've tried off topic drug, off topic drug, whatever. Suddenly her friend stopped speaking to me now so I don't know whether she told her or what if anything. [Sidebar: I'm a little confused now at this point as to which girl is which because of the excess use of she and her, you shouldn't keep using pronouns without "defining" them in the previous sentence or two.] About a week ago she was speaking to me saying how much her mate hates me, saying I'm obsessed with her. I went out last night and she was there with her mates, she was speakin to me, but her mates just ignored me. She can fuck herself because I'm not givin up weed just to satisfy her. She's gonna be in town again tonight, fuck it I'll just ask her myself.

To top it off as well, I went to my mates after I had been out last night and we were all shitfaced. I don't know why but I was leaning on the door frame and my fingers were in the hinges of the door, my mate closed the door on my fingers. It fuckin hurt bigger than shit. You could hear the crunchin' of my nails as he closed it lol.

Can anyone help me?

Response:Ignore her and she'll love it.