Ask me Anything II

[Old Stoner]

A spin on the woodchuck thing:

How many ducks could a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck ducks?

[geonagual]

A spin on the woodchuck thing:

How many ducks could a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck ducks?

Hello Old Stoner, I appreciate the question and I am going to do my best to answer it..

Now, I now have a good idea that a woodchuck is a bird, probably a close friend of the woodpecker. Quite possibly a woodpecker itself and everyone knows woodpeckers love to fuck...fast and furious..and ducks have that nice round ass..I would say the woodpecker could fuck 96 ducks in a 24 hour period..that being one duck every 15 minutes..4 X 24 = 96..

Thanks for coming to my thread and have a nice day:jointsmile:

[birdgirl73]

I knew the first woodchuck answer, which was "He'd chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

So I'm guessing the answer to the second one would be "He'd F as many ducks as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could F ducks," but perhaps I'm wrong.

This is getting us totally off track. I want to ask Geo two questions. Here goes:

Why is the sky blue?

Also, what ever happened with the question of "Should I?" Did you, in the end, do it? That has been keeping me awake at night, and Dave asked about it the other day, too.

[birdgirl73]

A woodchuck is a small woodland creature, Geo. That's another name for groundhogs. They're terribly cute.

[Cannabis-Sativa]

where the fuck is carmen sandiago geo?

[geonagual]

I knew the first woodchuck answer, which was "He'd chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

So I'm guessing the answer to the second one would be "He'd F as many ducks as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could F ducks," but perhaps I'm wrong.

This is getting us totally off track. I want to ask Geo two questions. Here goes:

Why is the sky blue?

Also, what ever happened with the question of "Should I?" Did you, in the end, do it? That has been keeping me awake at night, and Dave asked about it the other day, too.

Hello Birdgirl..it is always nice to see you

Ok..knowing how smart you are I am going to really take a stab at answering the question why the sky is blue..
Interesting question..now, if I was God and I was inventing the world and I looked up and all I saw was black like it is out in space..I would say no way this is cutting it..I need something that is nice for my eyes to see..so I will make the sky light blue and after looking at it I would be happy..just like I am today when i look in the sky

The answer to your second question
about my "should I" question..it was a real question, although some doubted that with all the little tricks I play. LOL..But yes, my question is one that has plagued me for awhile now and that is if I should move to San Diego? 100 miles from where I am now. It is one of the hardest decisions for me to make. The vote was about 70-30 for yes you should..I really think I just need to go with the popular vote and do it already:jointsmile:

Thanks for your questions..Tell Dave I said hi

[Old Stoner]

ROFLMAO< sorry birdgirl, I just HAD to ask... being stoned and all! :jointsmile:

[geonagual]

where the fuck is carmen sandiago geo?

Down in Sunset Cliffs getting high with Frog the female courier
Carmen- Never really hear that name to much..

Thanks for the question:thumbsup:

[angry nomad]

Two questions:

1) How is modern America like Nazi Germany?

2) What is your dirtiest sexual fantasy that you have yet to act upon?

[FakeBoobsRule]

I think police call that "circumstancial evidence"

In this case it's more like circumcision evidence!!!

Wow CC, you walked right into that trap. Luckily I started the Vagina Game!

Ok Geo, how many wives has Drew Peterson killed? Who is the next celebrity to go to rehab?