I knew the first woodchuck answer, which was "He'd chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

So I'm guessing the answer to the second one would be "He'd F as many ducks as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could F ducks," but perhaps I'm wrong.

This is getting us totally off track. I want to ask Geo two questions. Here goes:

Why is the sky blue?

Also, what ever happened with the question of "Should I?" Did you, in the end, do it? That has been keeping me awake at night, and Dave asked about it the other day, too.