Quote Originally Posted by stinkyattic
Yes, that is my title, Her Dankness Stinkyattic the Cultimodivatorator.
I want this statue to become a minor tourist attraction.
I expect I can count on Geonagual to install a cache nearby too.
Something about this thrills my Gothic sense of romance. I think we need fir trees, shadows, coal black ravens, and an entire memorial garden with thriving cannabis plants and wonderful wrought-iron fencing, ideally "overwrought" iron with lots of ornate curlicues and pointy finials. A large standing Her Dankness statue, somewhat in the style of the beneficent Virgin Mary and made from the finest white Carrara marble, shall stand at the highest point of this memorial park, her humble gaze cast down on the plants and visitors, blessing all living, growing, cannabis-loving things.

In time, this verdant, peaceful place will become a much-loved symbol of healing and beneficial cultivation, the veritable Lourdes of the northeast Atlantic coast. FBR, Plant, P4B and I shall lead seasonal groups of pilgrims and worshipers through. Attentive groundskeepers will see to the plants, the lawn, the somber fir trees, and will sweep up the remnants of joints smoked in your honor. Someone will sell lemonade and delectable snacks during the high season. Another vendor will offer small Dankness statue replicas. Later, as those of us who knew and loved you pass into the Great Green Beyond, we'll be entombed at your feet or sprinkled as fertilizer and bone meal on the plants. . . .
birdgirl73 Reviewed by birdgirl73 on . What will your epitaph be ? This cropped up in conversation at the pub last night with some friends of ours it's something I have never really thought about as I intend to be cremated, however if I did have a tombstone I think it would say. "End of chapter one" Anyone any thoughts on there own epitaph. Cheers NCM Rating: 5