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    What do you think is over the next hill?

    delusionsofNORMALity, thats the funniest stuff ive read today!
    rebgirl420 Reviewed by rebgirl420 on . What do you think is over the next hill? I cant see, can you? Rating: 5

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    What do you think is over the next hill?

    Quote Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity
    thanks to this zombie scare y'all have just massacred 132 drunken armenian day laborers. they were just minding their own business, heading over the hill to hang out in front of home depot when y'all swooped down on them with your guns and knives and chainsaws and whatnot and ya slaughtered every last one of them. this sort of thing has got to stop. we have declared a moratorium and until all zombies have been issued proper i.d. there will be no more zombie killing parties. you can't just go wandering around killing anything that shambles without first performing a thorough background check and physical examination on the purported zombies. just being zombie-like is no reason to have your head disconnected from the rest of your body. i can't begin to count the number of times i've been wandering home from some party, blasted half out of my gourd, and found myself fending off a half a dozen would-be zombie killers intent of demolishing my brain. i repeat, this sort of thing must stop.
    It is not my fault..I think Ghosty started it..I was just the driver and I had the stereo up loud

    Quote Originally Posted by CanaDanKs Inc.
    i think if everyone started fighting zombies...it would be the most productive event that ever happened for this planet
    That is a great idea dude..should we eat them after..no, I think that would be gross:wtf:

    Quote Originally Posted by rebgirl420
    delusionsofNORMALity, thats the funniest stuff ive read today!
    I agree:jointsmile:

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    What do you think is over the next hill?

    Quote Originally Posted by geonagual
    should we eat them after..no, I think that would be gross:wtf:
    Mwahahaha, only the parts that are not fully rotten yet!

    I bet we could find some way to recycle those things...like a new type of delicacy, fresh zombie brains marinated in red wine, with a little guacamole and basil. Maybe we could even make gasoline out of them. Who knows.

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    What do you think is over the next hill?

    hahah ^ and That my friends is the solution to the worlds dependence of foreign oil.












    But now we have a whole new issue. Zombies!

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    #5
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    What do you think is over the next hill?

    I wonder if zombies reproduce?? Now that would be a whole new level of freaky..

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    What do you think is over the next hill?

    What would be even freakier is if they could reproduce with non-zombies. Then they'd be counted as minorities and they would have The Million Zombie Marcg. Then no one could make Dawn of Dead or Night of the Living Dead movies anymore b/c no one would want to offend them.


    I can see it now. Our PC world taking it that far.

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    What do you think is over the next hill?

    I think I would like to smoke some weed with a zombie..that would be fun.

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    What do you think is over the next hill?

    Hahahaha, you guys crack me up

    I bet zombiemen wouldn't have to pay taxes, and they probably wouldn't get drafted during war times, due to their harsh history with humans trying to exterminate them all and making funny movies about them.

    I think the only disadvantage of smoking with a zombie would be all the blood gushing on the mouth piece.

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    What do you think is over the next hill?

    haha I bet you'd be begging for spit on the end of the joint when theres blood all over it instead!


    "Man, that just killed my buzz".

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    What do you think is over the next hill?

    Heheheh - "can you pleeease wipe that fucking blood off the mouthpiece everytime you rip it! The fact that you drink blood for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, doesn't mean everyone else around you does the same! Be considerate damnit!"

    "Huurrhh dahr sorrr uuhh"

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