Quote Originally Posted by DurbanStone
Holy shit, my g/f just caught me jerkin' it a few minutes ago. She was sleeping, quickly sat up, staired at me with the shocked/ am I in a dream/ just woke up out of a deep sleep look, and I just straired back, like an idiot, while there was porn playing on the computer....
I remeber once this happened to me too, I was a horny little bitch, and I was layin in bed with my wife fallin asleep to a movie, and the movie that was playing had some sort of sex scene in it, and I got a ragging hard on,. I thought she was alsleep so I started jerking it (I know I should have work her up, and said I was horny, but I have done that before, and the answer i got was more then favorable) so as I'm jerkin it, she wakes up, oh boy was that a nasty ass fight! after that i didn't masterbate for over 2 years....not even when she wasn't home. What I did in the bed was wrong I know, but not pleasin myself for 2 years sucked! especially since my sex life was pretty non-existant, once every month if I was lucky, maybe twice....so buddy my advice if your going to kerk it when your gf is home, do it in the freakin bathroom with the door locked where she can't jump in on ya, but even better try wakin her up nicely, and if you get an undesirable answer, well then just forget about it that night, and the next time just do the job yourself behind locked doors lol!!....oh and btw she's my x-wife now, sex or lack there of was one of the reasons we broke up!