Getting caught jerking off!!!

[beachguy in thongs]

My girlfriend would say, "Well, why didn't you wake me up?" The first time. I'm not sure what the second time would be.

[southside pothead]

u should have woken her up first n asked if she says no scream I GOT NEEEEDS!!!! imma full fill them 1 way or another.

[silkyblue]

bfd!!! everybody tugs the tag !

I walked in on hubby once I was half a sleep not noticing his pants to his ankles, he said, Im jerkin off!

I said, O

got my drink of water went back to bed



we tug our tag in frnt of each other

very liberating

he loves it!

[crudemood]

lol, you should have chew it over with a twix, sorry im stoned

HAHA, that was actually pretty funny.

[Narf!]

You are pretty much busted. You are gonna have to sweet talk your way out of this one. Rebgirl was right on with this one. Just tell her you were thinking about her. And NO ONE else. Just tell her SHE was the ONE you were thinking about. And promise her that. Tell her that she was the one you were thinking about, you just didnt want to wake her up. Tell her those girls mean NOTHING to you and you just wanted to be with her.

P.S. I HATE it when my girl gives me the "You fell asleep on me." Routine. Wake me up with a BJ or something.

[stinkyattic]

so as I'm jerkin it, she wakes up, oh boy was that a nasty ass fight! after that i didn't masterbate for over 2 years....not even when she wasn't home. What I did in the bed was wrong I know, but not pleasin myself for 2 years sucked! especially since my sex life was pretty non-existant, once every month if I was lucky, maybe twice....

That wasn't wrong at all; the only reason she was upset was that she was FULLY aware that your sex life sucked but finding you snappin' one under the sheets was like an ACCUSATION that she wasn't making you happy any more. A couple with a healthy relationship would be fine with that situation, but since you WEREN'T having sex, of COURSE she was going to take it in an over-sensitive or insecure way.

The last guy I dated seriously told me straight up early in our relationship that he enjoyed sex but also enjoyed pleasing himself on the regular, and I was like, yo, cool, whatever- he travelled for work and the way I see it, that sure beats trying to catch some tail on the side, and anyway, our sex life was spectacular (as good as it could be living 1200 miles apart, lol), so he never left me with any doubts as to the strength of our mutual attraction. It all comes down to good communication.

For the fellas, the best way out of this situation is as Narf said to just use the 'Oh you were sleeping, so sexy and beautiful, you looked so peaceful though that I would feel SOOO guilty to wake you up...' There will be no fights after that!

[DurbanStone]

btw, she didn't care. For those of you who would, sucks to be you

[couch-potato]

Next time try masturbating on top of her. Just try it.

[Canadian_Cron]

So what? its not like girls dont masturbate.

[BudGrower]

Yeah, Rebgirl rules! Why can't more chicks be that way?